People periodically ask me, as a self-appointed meat guru, how I feel about all the pain and suffering inflicted on animals. The answer is easy, and has two parts. One, I feel bad about it. Two, I try not to think about it most of time. The reason is that I am far too promiscuous an eater to limit myself to meats I know lived well. This came home to me at the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party, an immense event run by Danny Meyer, New York’s most famous and respected restaurateur.
The Big Apple Barbecue Block Party is an incredible event, and frankly it’s the inspiration for Amstel Light Meatopia, presented by Whole Foods. (That, in case you were wondering, is Meatopia’s full and proper name.!) Fourteen of the top barbecuers in the country, including a number of living legends within the barbecue community, show up and give out what must be thousands or even tens of thousands of portions of meat. Chris Lilly’s ineffable, injected pulled pork is delicious when you get it as a sandwich; but when you can pick it right off his cutting board, fresh out of the smoker….I mean, that has to be some kind of pork satori. Likewise with the salt-and-pepper beef ribs, a dish after my own heart, which were served by Blue Smoke, Meyers’ own restaurant. Barbecue is a weird food, in that it takes anywhere between four to fourteen hours to cook, depending on the cut, and then is only really great for 15 minutes. It can be kept warm for hours after that, and be 90% as good, but it’s really at its best for about as long as it takes a piece of lasagna to cool. Strange.
Barbecue takes so long to cook because it was invented as a way for poor people to break out cheap, tough cuts of meat. Because of this, barbecuers traditionally have zero interest in the quality of the meat they use. Both commercially and in competition, the meat tends to be commodity beef and pork. (Chicken is usually a little higher in quality.) That’s ok from a taste point of view – I never had point-cut brisket that wasn’t deliciously fatty and supple when cooked properly – but it leaves you in the dark when it comes to time to consider your conscience. For instance, one company that will never work with for Meatopia is Smithfield, whose animal-welfare practices, despite a full-court PR press, are still widely consider loathsome. (The horriffic pig-torment videos you may have had the misfortune of seeing were at Smithfield facilities.CK) When you eat BBQ, it’s entirely likely that the food you are enjoying came to a bad end.
That’s one reason why I reached out to Whole Foods to sponsor Meatopia. If you have a Whole Foods near you, and you are really serious about getting meat that lived well and died well, Whole Foods is pretty much your best and only chance to be sure of it. You’ll pay a little more, but the chain has rolled out a major five-tier animal cruelty system, and I’m hoping that other chains follow suit. Eventually, maybe, it’ll make economic sense for even commodity meat, such as barbecues use, and I can eat my deckle with a clean conscience. But really, who am I kidding? When you put those ribs in front of me, there is about as much chance of their origin registering with me as there is of my stopping to ponder the nature of cellular degeneration, or the cause of the fall of the Hanoverian dynasty. Of course, that doesn’t make it right.
People periodically ask me, as a self-appointed meat guru, how I feel about all the pain and suffering inflicted on animals. The answer is easy, and has two parts. One, I feel bad about it. Two, I try not to think about it most of time. The reason is that I am far too promiscuous an eater to limit myself to meats I know lived well. This came home to me at the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party, an immense event run by Danny Meyer, New York’s most famous and respected restaurateur.
The Big Apple Barbecue Block Party is an incredible event, and frankly it’s the inspiration for Amstel Light Meatopia, presented by Whole Foods. (That, in case you were wondering, is Meatopia’s full and proper name.!) Fourteen of the top barbecuers in the country, including a number of living legends within the barbecue community, show up and give out what must be thousands or even tens of thousands of portions of meat. Chris Lilly’s ineffable, injected pulled pork is delicious when you get it as a sandwich; but when you can pick it right off his cutting board, fresh out of the smoker….I mean, that has to be some kind of pork satori. Likewise with the salt-and-pepper beef ribs, a dish after my own heart, which were served by Blue Smoke, Meyers’ own restaurant. Barbecue is a weird food, in that it takes anywhere between four to fourteen hours to cook, depending on the cut, and then is only really great for 15 minutes. It can be kept warm for hours after that, and be 90% as good, but it’s really at its best for about as long as it takes a piece of lasagna to cool. Strange.
Barbecue takes so long to cook because it was invented as a way for poor people to break out cheap, tough cuts of meat. Because of this, barbecuers traditionally have zero interest in the quality of the meat they use. Both commercially and in competition, the meat tends to be commodity beef and pork. (Chicken is usually a little higher in quality.) That’s ok from a taste point of view – I never had point-cut brisket that wasn’t deliciously fatty and supple when cooked properly – but it leaves you in the dark when it comes to time to consider your conscience. For instance, one company that will never work with for Meatopia is Smithfield, whose animal-welfare practices, despite a full-court PR press, are still widely consider loathsome. (The horriffic pig-torment videos you may have had the misfortune of seeing were at Smithfield facilities.CK) When you eat BBQ, it’s entirely likely that the food you are enjoying came to a bad end.
That’s one reason why I reached out to Whole Foods to sponsor Meatopia. If you have a Whole Foods near you, and you are really serious about getting meat that lived well and died well, Whole Foods is pretty much your best and only chance to be sure of it. You’ll pay a little more, but the chain has rolled out a major five-tier animal cruelty system, and I’m hoping that other chains follow suit. Eventually, maybe, it’ll make economic sense for even commodity meat, such as barbecues use, and I can eat my deckle with a clean conscience. But really, who am I kidding? When you put those ribs in front of me, there is about as much chance of their origin registering with me as there is of my stopping to ponder the nature of cellular degeneration, or the cause of the fall of the Hanoverian dynasty. Of course, that doesn’t make it right.
People periodically ask me, as a self-appointed meat guru, how I feel about all the pain and suffering inflicted on animals. The answer is easy, and has two parts. One, I feel bad about it. Two, I try not to think about it most of time. The reason is that I am far too promiscuous an eater to limit myself to meats I know lived well. This came home to me at the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party, an immense event run by Danny Meyer, New York’s most famous and respected restaurateur.
The Big Apple Barbecue Block Party is an incredible event, and frankly it’s the inspiration for Amstel Light Meatopia, presented by Whole Foods. (That, in case you were wondering, is Meatopia’s full and proper name.!) Fourteen of the top barbecuers in the country, including a number of living legends within the barbecue community, show up and give out what must be thousands or even tens of thousands of portions of meat. Chris Lilly’s ineffable, injected pulled pork is delicious when you get it as a sandwich; but when you can pick it right off his cutting board, fresh out of the smoker….I mean, that has to be some kind of pork satori. Likewise with the salt-and-pepper beef ribs, a dish after my own heart, which were served by Blue Smoke, Meyers’ own restaurant. Barbecue is a weird food, in that it takes anywhere between four to fourteen hours to cook, depending on the cut, and then is only really great for 15 minutes. It can be kept warm for hours after that, and be 90% as good, but it’s really at its best for about as long as it takes a piece of lasagna to cool. Strange.
Barbecue takes so long to cook because it was invented as a way for poor people to break out cheap, tough cuts of meat. Because of this, barbecuers traditionally have zero interest in the quality of the meat they use. Both commercially and in competition, the meat tends to be commodity beef and pork. (Chicken is usually a little higher in quality.) That’s ok from a taste point of view – I never had point-cut brisket that wasn’t deliciously fatty and supple when cooked properly – but it leaves you in the dark when it comes to time to consider your conscience. For instance, one company that will never work with for Meatopia is Smithfield, whose animal-welfare practices, despite a full-court PR press, are still widely consider loathsome. (The horriffic pig-torment videos you may have had the misfortune of seeing were at Smithfield facilities.CK) When you eat BBQ, it’s entirely likely that the food you are enjoying came to a bad end.
That’s one reason why I reached out to Whole Foods to sponsor Meatopia. If you have a Whole Foods near you, and you are really serious about getting meat that lived well and died well, Whole Foods is pretty much your best and only chance to be sure of it. You’ll pay a little more, but the chain has rolled out a major five-tier animal cruelty system, and I’m hoping that other chains follow suit. Eventually, maybe, it’ll make economic sense for even commodity meat, such as barbecues use, and I can eat my deckle with a clean conscience. But really, who am I kidding? When you put those ribs in front of me, there is about as much chance of their origin registering with me as there is of my stopping to ponder the nature of cellular degeneration, or the cause of the fall of the Hanoverian dynasty. Of course, that doesn’t make it right.